（看不清的悲劇 就對它施展魔法）
（瑪麗蓮曼森）
（主旨 親愛的甜豆）
（妳一定要看）
（妳哥回家了）
（ 讓他出院了）
（他不肯離開客房 我不知道怎麼辦）
（如果我的意外 還讓妳不高興 很抱歉）
（傳送）
萵苣 番茄 洋蔥 Lettuce, tomato, onion.
呃 酸黃瓜 Uh, pickles.
還有塔查吉基醬 And tzatziki sauce.
還要一點辣椒醬 Oh, and, uh, a little hot sauce, too.
辣椒醬 好 Hot sauce, okay.
妳好 Hi.
謝謝妳 小姐 Thank you, ma'am.
不客氣 祝福妳 You're welcome. God bless.
（紐約布魯克林 2008年10月）
妳好 Hi!
妳好啊 小姐 Hey, lady.
"神啊 袮為何永遠丟棄我們呢 "O God, why do you cast us off forever?
袮為何向袮草場的羊發怒 如煙冒出呢 Why does your anger smoke against the sheep of your pasture?
求袮紀念袮古時所得來的會眾 Remember your congregation, which you acquired long ago,
就是袮所贖 作袮產業支派的" which you redeemed to be the tribe of your heritage."
我能不能... Can I just...
慈善修女會 Sisters of Mercy.
誰 柯琳 Who? Colleen?
我們沒有修女叫這個名字 No, we don't have any sisters named that.
太太 我不知道 No, ma'am, I don't know.
妳知道是哪個教團的嗎 Do you know which order?
對 那我真的不知道了 Oh, yeah, then I definitely don't know.
有太多教團了 抱歉 There are so many. I'm sorry.
沒關係 Oh, that's okay.
希望妳找到她 祝福妳 Hope you find her. God bless.
我認為大家瞭解 I think the people understand.
我是個戰爭總統 I'm a war president.
我聽到各種聲音 我也看頭條新聞 I hear the voices, and I read the front page,
我知道眾人的猜測 但做決定的是我 and I know the speculation, but I'm the decider.
但做決定的是我 But I'm the decider.
我要問你們記不記得 那份總統每日簡報的標題 And I ask you whether you recall the title of that PDB.
我相信那標題是 I believe the title was
"賓拉登決定攻擊美國本土" Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States.
你知道海灘男孩 那首老歌《芭芭拉安》嗎 You know that, that old Beach Boys song Barbara Ann?
我們要盡一切力量 We're going to do what we have to do
保護美利堅合眾國 to protect the United States of America.
在前線服役的勇敢男女傳達的訊息是"讓我們贏吧" The message of these brave men and women who are serving over there is "Let us win."
黑夜降臨在另一個世界 And night fell on a different world,
一個自由遭受攻擊的世界 on a world where freedom itself is under attack.
（野獸數量666）
抱歉 Sorry.
- 妳是黛比的朋友 - 對 - You're Debbie's friend. - Yeah.
- 妳是那個修女 - 對 - You're the nun. - Um, yeah
妳要奉獻一生還有一切給基督嗎 So, you, like, devoted your life to Christ and everything?
真的 You did.
那個表演很有創意 I thought the show was really creative.
謝謝 沒關係 我不是要找妳麻煩 Thank you. That's all right. I don't want to mess with you.
我只是從沒見過修女 It's just I've never seen nun before.
我從沒見過活生生的修女 I've never seen a real live nun before.
- 沒關係 - 抱歉 - It's okay. - Sorry.
妳想一起吸一下嗎 Do you wanna do some blow with us?
我不能 抱歉 謝了 Oh, I can't. Sorry. Thanks.
我不知道妳是怎麼得到 I have no idea how you would get, like,
唱片合約還是唱片公司 I don't know, like a record deal or a record company
諸如此類的事 不過... or any of that, but...
我覺得妳很有才華 I just think like, you're so talented,
如果妳可以 也喜歡 and, and if you can, then, and if you'd like to,
那妳就應該 then you should,
妳應該把妳的天賦跟全世界分享 you should share your gift with the world.
我不知道... I don't know. I don't know.
我爸媽一直是這麼跟我說的 Just that's what my parents always told me.
下一班往曼哈頓的L線列車 The next Manhattan-bound L train
大約37分鐘後開車 will depart in approximately 37 minutes.
（慈善修女會修道院）
抱歉 Sorry.
在妳剛加入我們教團時 Do you remember what I said to you
記得我跟妳說過什麼嗎 貞德 when you first joined our order, Joan of Arc?
妳認為我說對了嗎 Do you think I was right?
不 No.
妳認為我錯了 You think I was wrong.
對不起 I'm sorry.
妳快要誓發初願了 You're very close to your first vows,
可是我不太相信妳是真的全心全意... and I'm having trouble believing that you're really devoted...
我是全心全意的 I am devoted.
抱歉 Sorry.
我不想要妳沒有樂趣 I don't want you to not have fun.
妳還年輕 妳應該享受樂趣 You're young. You should have fun.
不過要是這個團體沒給妳足夠的樂趣... But if this community isn't offering you enough fun already...
怎麼了 What's wrong?
嘿 Hey.
我喜歡妳的墨鏡 I like your sunglasses.
謝謝 Thanks.
（歡迎）
（甜豆 妳一定要看 妳哥回家了）
妳想跟我借車 是吧 You want to borrow my car, don't you?
借多久 For how long?
我不知道 I don't know.
三 四天吧 Three or four days.
妳得說個數字 然後嚴格遵守 You must tell me a number and stick with it.
上帝花了六天創造天地萬物 It took God six days to create the universe.
妳應該可以在五天內把事情辦完 You should be able to get your act together in five.
好 Okay.
好 五天 Okay, five days.
要善用時間 姊妹 Use the time wisely, Sister.
獻我一生歸主用 ♪ Take my life and let it be ♪
將我身心全獻袮 ♪ consecrated, Lord, to Thee ♪
願袮使用我雙手 ♪ Take my hands and let them move ♪
使我工作顯袮愛 ♪ at the impulse of thy love ♪
獻我唇舌歸主用 ♪ Take my lips and let them be ♪
傳好信息頌揚袮 ♪ filled with messages from Thee ♪
獻我錢財歸主用 ♪ Take my silver and my gold ♪
一切本都不屬我 ♪ not a mite would I withhold ♪
今將我愛傾主前 ♪ Take my love; my God, I pour ♪
性命 身心全獻袮 ♪ at thy feet its treasure store ♪
願袮悅納我一切 我願... ♪ Take myself, and I will be ♪
終生 單屬袮 ♪ ever, only, all for thee ♪
（北卡羅來納州 阿士維）
（第一天）
有人在嗎 Hello?
雅各 Jacob?
有人在嗎 Hello?
（《混合節拍》精選集）
椋鳥是中型的燕雀 Starlings are medium-sized passerines.
身體最短的是肯氏狹尾椋鳥 The shortest-bodied species is Kenrick's starling,
最輕的是艾博特氏紫椋鳥 but the lightest-weight species is Abbott's starling
天啊 Holy cow.
你好 爸 Hi, Dad.
妳看起來很不錯 You look great.
妳的味道有點怪 You smell a little weird.
你的味道一點沒變 You smell like always.
奇克雷 Oh, Chiclet!
- 更多事改變了 是吧 - 你好啊 - The more things change, huh? - Hi!
瓊妮 Joani!
我在拿袋子 I'm getting the bags!
瓊妮 快進來 Joani, get in here, now!
妳好 媽 Hi, Mom.
甜豆 sweet pea.
妳回來了 you're home.
妳回來了 you're home!
甜豆 Sweet pea!
看貓把什麼東西拖進來了 Look what the cat dragged in.
- 妳好 柯琳 - 妳好 崔夏 - Hey, Colleen. - Hey, Tricia.
妳收到我的電郵了嗎 Did you, did you get my emails?
收到了 Uh, yeah.
收到了 Yeah?
我現在在吃藥 Um, I'm on, um, medicine now.
妳知道嗎 Did you know that?
那很好 媽 That's good, Mom.
是啊 真高興妳回家來了 Yeah. I'm so happy you're home.
妳見過妳哥了嗎 妳有打招呼嗎 Did you see your brother? Did you say hi?
我本來不知道他回家了 I didn't know he was home until...
我去叫 我去叫他 Oh, I'm going to go, I'm going to go get him.
不用了 妳不必叫他 No, you don't have to do that.
要 我去叫他 Yes, I'm going to go get him.
媽 Mom!
要看個很棒的東西嗎 Hey, want to see something cool?
來吧 Hey, come on.
為婚禮 生日或公司活動 尋找合適的樂團嗎 Are you looking for a band for your wedding, birthday, or corporate event?
普星娛樂有各式各樣的音樂家 Pro-Star Entertainment has a wide variety of musicians
滿足你的各項需求 for your every need.
從柔和的爵士樂到古典搖滾 From smooth jazz to classic rock,
鄉村樂 卡利梭 應有盡有 country, calypso, and beyond.
我們專業的態度... Our professional attitude...
什麼 What?
很不錯吧 Pretty neat, right?
今天就打電話給普星娛樂 Give Pro-Star Entertainment a call today at PRO-STAR.
真的很了不起 That was really something.
希望妳還吃得下晚餐 I hope you're still hungry for dinner.
最新民調顯示大多數美國人 The latest polls show a majority of Americans
認為拜登贏得昨晚的副總統辯論 think Democratic senator Joe Biden won last night's vice presidential debate.
妳真的很堅持吃素 是吧 So, you really stuck with that vegetarian thing, huh?
對 Yep.
妳小時候只想吃雞塊 When you were little, all you wanted were nuggets.
雞塊 Chicken nuggets.
"爸爸"雞塊 記得嗎 大大的爸爸雞塊 "Papa" nuggets, remember? Big ol' papa nugget.
天啊 這真是太對味了 Oh, man, this really hits the spot.
不接電話嗎 Is anybody going to get that?
他們要叫妳哥上有線電視新聞網 They wanna put your brother on CNN.
（給鬼靈精怪的妹妹 我認為妳是搖滾明星）
（所以妳的生日 我們要裝成基瓦樂團）
柯琳 Colleen?
- 柯琳 - 什麼事 - Colleen. - Yeah?
妳媽和我要送崔夏過去 Your mom and I are dropping Tricia off
然後直接去辦公室 and heading into the office.
妳自己一個人在家可以嗎 Are you going to be okay here by yourself?
可以 Uh, yeah.
聽著 給妳哥一點空間 好嗎 Hey, give your brother some space, okay?
好 Okay.
（第二天）
我們愛你們 爸爸媽媽 We love you, Mama and Papa!
我們認為你們是最棒的 We think that you're the bee's knees!
我們很高興你們結婚 We're happy you got married
生了柯琳和我 and gave birth to Colleen and me.
你們幫助我們寫作業 帶我們去動物園 You help us with our homework. You take us to the zoo.
所以在這個特別的日子 And that's why on this special day,
我們要祝你們結婚週年快樂 we're saying Happy Anniversary to you!
我們知道你們永遠不會離開我們 We know you'll never leave us,
我們對天上的星星發誓... and we swear on the stars above...
要永遠乖乖聽你們的話 To be good for you forever
給你們滿滿的愛 and give you all our love!
迎賓禮車來了 Welcome wagon!
結婚週年快樂... Happy Anniversary!
妳好 雅各在家嗎 hey, there. Is Jacob home?
我想他現在應該不見客人 I don't think he's taking any visitors right now.
等一下 天啊 柯琳 Wait a second. Shoot. Colleen?
- 對 - 看看妳 都長大了 - Yeah. - Look at you, girl, all grown up!
像個圖書館員之類的 Like a, like a librarian or something.
我幾乎認不出來了 I barely recognized you without all the, uh, the,
妳臉上沒有瑪麗蓮曼森的妝 you know, the Marilyn Manson stuff on your face.
就像醜小鴨變成美麗的天鵝 It's like the ugly duckling has turned into a beautiful swan.
我們應該稍後再來吧 So, uh, we should come back a little later, then?
雅各 Jacob?
是誰 Who is it?
你妹妹 It's your sister.
歡迎回家 Welcome home.
謝謝 Thanks.
妳看起來不一樣了 You look different.
可以抱你嗎 Is it okay to hug you?
當然 Sure.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
沒什麼好抱歉的 Don't worry about it.
我愛你 I love you.
你要一起出去玩玩嗎 Do you wanna hang out?
不太想 Not really.
- 艾蜜莉 - 天啊 柯琳 - Emily. - my god. Colleen!
妳要回來應該先告訴我 You should tell me when you're back in town!
我是臨時決定的 Well, it's an unexpected visit.
天啊 妳現在就像真正的修女了 Oh, my god! You're, like, a real nun now.
快了 Almost.
大家都在談妳哥哥的事 Everybody's talking about your brother.
他的整張臉 是吧 His whole face, huh?
真是遺憾 I'm so sorry.
我高中時好迷他 I had such a crush on him in high school.
我本來住我爸媽的度假別墅 I was at my parents' vacation house,
但他們沒說我可以住那裡 but they didn't actually say I could be there,
所以嚴格說來我那是偷住 so technically I was squatting.
記得這裡嗎 Yeah, remember this place?
看起來一點沒變 It looks exactly the same.
我去洗個澡 把身上的麥片洗乾淨 I'm gonna go take a shower, wash off the granola.
- 妳不必拘束 - 好 - Make yourself at home. - Okay.
我去上班 他就說 I came into work, and he was like,
"妳很醜 而且妳個性不好" "You're ugly, and you have a bad personality,"
所以我就打了他的眼睛 and so I hit him in the eyes.
他得動手術 但那是他的錯 因為... And then he had to get surgery, but that was his fault because...
對 而我得聽他們說 Yeah, yeah, and I had to listen to them
他們有多厲害 talk about how great they are
還有他們在巴塞隆納 and, like, how they're doing this artist residency
當駐村藝術家之類的事 in Barcelona and all these things.
真的很討厭 不過後來我瞭解... And that's annoying, but then I realized...
- 希望這件可以 - 都好 - I hope this is okay. - Whatever, dude.
妳確定不要來一瓶 You sure you don't want one?
這是修女會做的事嗎 Is that like a nun thing?
那還是柯琳會做的事 It's still a Colleen thing.
妳還是處女嗎 Do you still have your V-card?
終生會員 Lifetime member.
我們高中時怎麼會當朋友 How were we friends in high school?
沒別人喜歡我們 No one else liked us.
對 yeah.
妳為什麼搬回家 So, why did you move home?
這裡是芬利公司的養雞場 We are here inside the Findlay Corp chicken farm.
芬利每天屠宰成千上萬隻無辜的鳥禽 Findlay slaughters thousands of innocent birds every day.
真可怕 That's awful.
對 所以我得很快離開密西根 Yeah, so, I had to get out of Michigan pretty fast.
瑞克和雪莉知道嗎 Do Rick and Sherry know?
不知道 他們只認為我一事無成 No, they just think I'm a screw-up.
沒關係 反正我們幾乎不講話 Whatever, it's fine. We hardly even talk.
妳有被逮捕嗎 Did you get arrested?
謝天謝地 Thank God.
妳知道政府認為我們是恐怖分子嗎 You know the government considers us terrorists?
妳知道恐怖分子是什麼嗎 You know what a terrorist is?
是真的做了什麼事的人 It's somebody who actually does something.
大家投票想要改變 People want to vote for change,
可是他們並不想自己去改變 but they don't actually want to do the changing.
我為"善待動物組織工作" I worked for PETA.
我去遊行 什麼也沒發生 I went to the marches. Nothing happened.
等我開始做這些事之後 When I started doing this stuff,
可以感覺有事情發生了 then I could feel something happening.
我可以感覺我們造成了改變 I could feel the difference we were making.
如果那讓我成為恐怖分子 那就這樣吧 If that makes me a terrorist, then whatever.
有些人就得被嚇一嚇 Some people need to be terrorized sometimes.
勞工部發表了最新就業報告 情況不太妙 The latest jobs report is in from the Labor Department, and it does not look good.
數字顯示美國公司 The figures show that American companies
裁員的速度是五年來最快的 are laying off employees at the fastest rate in five years,
自去年9月 已經有超過15萬9千人失業 with over 159,000 jobs lost since September.
妳去哪裡了 妳爸和我做了晚餐 Where you been? Your father and I made dinner.
我們不知道妳會這麼晚回家 We had no idea you'd be home so late.
我遇到艾蜜莉洛德 I ran into Emily Rhoades.
妳可以打個電話回來 Oh, well, you could've called.
我們沒辦法跟妳聯絡 We had no way of getting in touch with you.
妳大概三年都沒給我聯絡方式了 Uh, you haven't had a way to get in touch with me for like three years.
真的嗎 Seriously?
對不起 I'm sorry.
下次我會打電話 I'll call next time.
冰箱有甜點 There's some dessert in the fridge.
（第三天）
門為什麼鎖住了 Why is this door locked?
我在換衣服 I'm getting dressed!
我不喜歡家裡有門鎖著 I don't like locked doors in my house.
我正在穿衣服 I'm putting my clothes on!
好 隨便妳 Okay, fine.
妳還好嗎 Are you okay?
妳說什麼 Excuse me?
妳好像不太好 You seem maybe not okay.
我只是不想要妳錯過早餐 I just didn't want you to miss breakfast.
- 炸肉餅 - 不要 - Scrapple, kiddo? - No, no!
不要肉 No meat.
油膩培根手指先生 Mr. Bacon Greasy Fingers!
幾乎沒肉 妳就避開著吃吧 It's barely meat! Just eat around it.
我要送崔夏到大衛的農場去 So, I am gonna drop Tricia off at David's farm.
妳要不要去打個招呼 他會很高興看到妳 Do you wanna come say hello? He'd love to see you.
泰莉也是 Terri, too.
我想不要了 I, um, I don't think so.
我本來是希望雅各和我可以... I, um, was hoping Jacob and I could...
好 當然 那樣也不錯 Okay, yeah, sure, that'd be fine.
好極了 Cool.
自己挑 妳要什麼都可以 Take your pick! Whatever you want!
你好 大衛叔叔 Hi, Uncle David!
看看妳 瘦巴巴的小東西 look at you! Aw! Scrawny little thing.
紐約都沒給妳東西吃嗎 Don't they feed you up in New York?
這裡看起來好極了 This place looks great!
是啊 妳喜歡 Yeah, you like it?
泰莉一直很想要有個自己的香草農場 Terri always wanted her own little herb farm,
她終於如願了 so she's finally got it.
話說回來 In the meantime,
要照顧這個地方的人是我 I'm the one that has to take care of this place.
不過我可以幫羊命名 But I did get to name the goats!
閉嘴 白蘭琪 Shut up, Blanche!
牠是我最喜歡的 She's my favorite.
崔夏 妳帶柯琳去參觀一下農場吧 Tricia, why don't you take Colleen on a little tour of the farm
因為大衛和我有事要討論 because David and I have some business to discuss.
- 五分鐘 甜豆 - 好 - Five minutes, sweet pea. - Okay.
好 Okay.
我覺得妳和雅各還在一起 真是太好了 I think it's great you and Jacob are still together.
謝謝 thanks.
那是... It's, um...
是啊 Yeah.
我爸媽不會把妳逼瘋嗎 Don't my parents drive you crazy?
他們沒那麼壞 至少他們很關心我 Oh, they're not that bad. At least they care.
妳在這裡工作多久了 How long you been working here?
自從他們幾年前 買下這裡後就開始了 Ever since they got the place, a couple years ago.
然後妳哥哥受傷了 And then after your brother got hurt,
我需要有事情讓自己忙碌 I needed something to keep me busy.
裡面是什麼 What's in there?
所以妳就負責澆水和餵動物吃東西 So, you just water everything and feed the animals?
什麼事都要做 All kinds of stuff.
- 收集雞生的蛋 - 雞 - collect the eggs from the chickens. - Chickens?
妳知道雞會吃同類嗎 Did you know they were cannibals?
不知道 No.
是的 大雞會把小雞啄死 Yeah. The big ones peck the little ones to death,
然後吃掉 and then they eat them.
我們只是玩著冰淇淋 You know, we're just playing with some ice cream,
等性感的男生經過 waiting for some hot boys to come by.
我們甚至試穿一些性感的衣服給他們看 We even tried on some sexy outfits for them, too.
柯琳 Colleen?
要不要去走一走 Hey, wanna go for a walk?
不太想 Not really.
好 Okay.
那是個風雨交加的黑夜 It vass a dark and stormy night.
我要吸你的血 I vant to suck your blood!
回去妳的墳墓 吸血姬 Go back to your grave, Draculina!
絕不 Never!
是嗎 那是妳自找的 Oh, yeah? Then take this!
聽著 放下手槍 別鬧了 Hey, put that down! Cut it out!
這你是哪裡拿的 Where did you get this? Where did you get this?
我跟泰勒借的 I borrowed it from Tyler.
我們家的規定是什麼 What's the rule in our house?
不能玩槍 No guns allowed.
男子漢先生 Hey, there, mister man.
崔夏 妳不必這樣 Tricia, you don't have to.
拜託 至少讓我試試看 Please, let me at least try.
我強壯的大英雄 My big strong hero.
- 崔夏 - 你是的 - Tricia. - You are.
你是的 You are.
別這樣 Please.
不 我想看你有多想要我 No, I want to see how much you want me.
我現在真的很努力 I'm trying really hard right now.
我知 我知道 我很感激 I know, I know. I appreciate it.
我愛妳 I love you.
我也愛你 I love you, too.
（第四天）
媽 吹風機呢 Mom, where's the hair dryer?
在中間抽屜 In the middle drawer.
- 找到了 - 對 - Find it okay? - Yep.
妳好 Hello?
- 請坐 - 柯琳... - Have a seat! - Colleen...
請坐 拜託 Have a seat, please!
各位媽咪 ♪ Mommies ♪
我一直在偷妳們的寶寶 ♪ I've been stealing your babies ♪
我塞住小傢伙的嘴巴 然後 ♪ I gag the brat and then maybe ♪
也許我會吸他的腦漿 ♪ I'll suck out his brain! ♪
那些死小孩 ♪ You know, those Dead kids ♪
他們讓我覺得好亢奮 ♪ They're making me feel almost hard ♪
我從學校操場抓了一個 ♪ I go get one from the schoolyard ♪
他像待宰的豬一樣流血 ♪ He bled like a stuck pig! ♪
你看到我了嗎 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
我 ♪ Me ♪
你看到我了嗎？ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
吸 ♪ Suckle ♪
吸我腫脹的愛的指節 ♪ my bloated love knuckle ♪
就像大胖阿巴克爾 ♪ Just like Fatty Arbuckle ♪
我是同志 我很自豪 ♪ I'm gay, and I'm proud! ♪
沒錯 笨蛋 ♪ That's right, faggot ♪
一具爬滿蛆的屍體 ♪ And a corpse full of maggots ♪
我要高潮 不要掩藏 ♪ I wanna blow cum not bag it ♪
天啊我已經慾火焚身 ♪ God damn it I'm horny! ♪
你看到我了嗎 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
我 ♪ Me ♪
你看到我了嗎 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
我們下次再來 We'll just come back another time.
看到沒 這裡都沒人 See? There's no one out here.
準備好了嗎 Ready?
爸媽很常抽大麻嗎 How often do our parents smoke pot?
隨時都在抽 All the time.
什麼時候開始的 When did that start?
我想從沒真正停止過 I don't think it ever really stopped.
我們出生時他們抽得比較節制 Um, maybe they cut back when we were born,
不過自從妳離開後 他們就完全不在乎了 but ever since you left, they just totally don't care,
再加上我的事和崔夏... and with all my stuff and Tricia...
你不抽吧 Well, you don't, do you?
抽過幾次 在伊拉克時 Maybe a few times, in Iraq.
那是什麼感覺 Hmm, what was it like?
還好 有點蠢 It was okay. I mean, it was kinda stupid,
不過在那裡有時候就得蠢一點 but sometimes you have to get stupid over there.
我們到美國各地去實習 So, we do these, um, field trips, um, across America
做社區服務之類的事 你知道嗎 to do, like, community service stuff, you know?
我們做很多房屋重建 Like, we did a lot of home rebuilding
在路易斯安納和密西西比 諸如此類的事 in Louisiana and Mississippi, that sort of thing,
不過這個月我們去 北卡羅來納的查理頓 but this one month we went to Charleston, South Carolina,
在安養院服務心理障礙的成人 and we worked in a group home for mentally disabled adults,
我分配到一名叫洛洛的女人 and I, um, I was assigned to a woman named Ro-ro,
她很可愛 很好笑 and, um, um, she was really so sweet and very funny.
她每天早上都堅持要自己化妝 She insisted on putting her own makeup on every morning.
她是個矮冬...她長得很嬌小 And, um, she was a midge...She was a little person,
而且她很喜歡男人 and she loved men.
一直說個不停 That's all she ever wanted to talk about,
她只想談男人 and she'd just go on and on about men,
我要是放《傷痛破碎的心》這首歌 and if I, if I put on the song Achy Breaky Heart,
她就失控了 she just lost it.
我這輩子從沒見過有誰 I've never seen someone so happy in my whole life
像洛洛聽《傷痛破碎的心》時 這麼快樂 than when Ro-ro would listen to Achy Breaky Heart,
不過有個修女 伊莎朵拉姊妹 but one of the nuns, Sister Isadora,
她分配到的病人 she was assigned to this patient,
那個男人什麼都吃 真的什麼都吃 this guy who ate everything, literally everything.
他有種障礙症 He, um, had a disorder
會把任何東西放進嘴裡去 where he'd put everything in his mouth,
所以得隨時注意他 so you had to watch him at all times,
就連他去上廁所也一樣 even when he went into the bathroom,
所以有一次伊莎朵拉進去廁所 and so Isadora went into the bathroom once,
他坐在馬桶上 正在上大便 and he sat on the toilet, and he, um, he's taking a poop.
等他上完 When he finishes, after he finishes,
他伸手進馬桶裡 he reaches into the toilet,
把大便拿出來吃 and he pulls it out, and he eats it.
- 天啊 - 伊莎朵拉什麼也不能做 - Oh! Oh, man! - Isadora couldn't do anything.
她吐得滿地都是 She just puked all over the floor.
他走過去 又開始吃她的嘔吐物 And he walks over, and he starts eating her puke!
我不能笑 I can't laugh.
拜託 我們都笑得前俯後仰 我們還是修女呢 Come on! We laughed our butts off, and we're nuns.
天啊 你還好嗎 Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
不 我不能笑 是因為我的肺和爬山 No, I can't laugh. It's my lungs and the hiking.
你還好嗎 You okay?
還好 Yeah.
你們是怪物嗎 Are you monsters?
對 我們是怪物 Yeah, we're monsters.
瓊安瑪麗皮卡隆斯福 Joan Marie Peacock-Lunsford.
我希望有人陪我一起泡浴缸 I sure could use some company in this bathtub.
少了妳 綠盒先生和我會很寂寞 Mr. Green and I are gonna get real lonely without you.
好 等一下 免得我忘了 Okay, just a second before I forget.
沐浴露 帶我走 Calgon, take me away!
我們的浴室裡有一個綠色小盒子 Um, so, there's, um, this, a little green box in, in our bathroom.
妳知道我在說什麼嗎 Do you know what I'm talking about?
- 不知道 - 妳確定 - No. - You sure?
好 Okay.
真不錯 Nice.
- 這件如何 - 我覺得這件好漂亮 - How about this one? - I think this one is just so pretty.
- 妳穿起來很好看 - 是嗎 頸線很美 - It looks great on you. - Yeah? The neckline's pretty.
我不知道 I don't know.
也許有點太短了 Oh, uh, maybe a little too short.
第一件再穿一次 那件好看極了 Let's put the first one back on. That one looked great!
我去穿看看 馬上回來 I'm gonna try it on. Be right back.
幫個忙 Help?
我來了 Hi, there.
幫我拉一下拉鍊 Want some help with the zipper?
被一朵花卡住了 It's stuck on a flower.
柯琳 妳相信神嗎 Colleen, do you believe in God?
我小時候 When I was little girl,
每天晚上都會從我們的拖車往後看 I used to watch out the back of my trailer every night
看著車輛把燈關掉 and look at the cars turn their lights off.
我會說 "晚安 車子" And then I would say, "Good night, cars,"
好像世上一切都有心和靈魂 like everything in the world had a heart and a soul.
可是那不是真的 是吧？ But that isn't true, is it?
我一直很努力想要快樂 I've been trying so hard to be happy.
大家都這麼難過 Everybody's had such a bad time.
可是我不想上電視 But I don't want to be on TV.
崔夏 我... Tricia, I...
我困在這裡 不知道要做什麼 I'm stuck here, and I don't know what to do.
院長 有妳的電話 Mother, you have a phone call.
- 是誰 - 給妳猜三次 - Who is it? - I'll give you three guesses.
我只是還沒準備好要回去 I'm just not quite ready to come back yet.
我只希望妳能早點告訴我 Well, I just wish you would've told me sooner.
艾黛蕾德和伯娜黛特 明天要帶幾個孤兒到遊樂園去 Adelaide and Bernadette are supposed to take some orphans to Six Flags tomorrow.
我知道 對不起 I know. I'm sorry.
再兩 三天就好 Just a couple more days.
（第五天）
我討厭這個 I hate this.
怎麼了 雞 Hey! What's the matter? Chicken?
炸雞 Fried chicken?
- 把手給我 - 為什麼 - Give me your hands. - Why?
真是的 路易斯 手給我就是了 Jeez Louise, just give me your hands.
我們在禱告嗎 Are we praying?
差不多 Something like that.
- 看 沒那麼糟 - 大家都在看 - See, this isn't so bad. - People are looking.
讓他們看 Let them look.
你沒什麼好丟臉的 You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
- 小姐 請問一下 - 是 - Excuse me, ma'am? - Yes, ma'am?
- 你們有賣毛線嗎 - 有 第四排走道 - Do you guys sell yarn? - Um, yes, aisle four.
- 謝謝 - 不好意思 - Thank you. - Excuse me.
你是不是我在報紙上看到的那名年輕人 Aren't you the young man I read about in the newspaper,
在戰場上燒傷的那個 the one burnt in the war?
對 就是我 Uh, yeah, that's me.
孩子 我要你知道 Son, I want you to know
這裡的人都認為你是真正的英雄 everyone here thinks of you as a real hero,
我真的覺得很可惜 and I just, I just think it's a shame
你們這些孩子 在這場愚蠢的戰爭裡浪費生命 you boys were wasted on this stupid war.
這麼多年輕生命被糟蹋 So many wasted young lives.
你一定很感謝你的幸運之星 帶來了歐巴馬 Bet you thank your lucky stars for Obama.
謀殺潮正席捲 Wave of murder which is sweeping
東部三分之一國土而罪魁禍首 the eastern third of the nation is being committed by creatures
大啖受害者的血肉 who feast upon the flesh of their victims.
可以問你一件事嗎 Hey, can I ask you something?
伊拉克那顆炸彈爆炸時 When the bomb went off in Iraq,
你認為自己要死了嗎 did you think you were gonna die?
對 我知道我要死了 Yeah, I knew I was going to die.
那是什麼樣子 What was it like?
妳知道人家說一切會在眼前閃過吧 You know how they say that everything flashes before your eyes?
沒那種事 Yeah, that doesn't happen.
不過 我突然接受了我的整個人生 But, I was, like, suddenly totally okay with my entire life,
我心想 "我猜大概就這樣了" and I sort of thought, "I guess that's it,"
可是沒有後悔之類的 but there's no regrets or anything.
你知道誰會想聽到這段故事嗎 You know who would like to hear that story, I bet?
千百萬的美國人 Millions of Americans.
媽跟妳說了有線電視新聞網的事 Oh, Mom told you about CNN?
我不想當誰的英雄 柯琳 I don't want to be anybody's hero, Colleen.
可是...你算是英雄 But, you kind of are.
真可笑 It's such a joke.
我沒死 這一點不會讓我變得特別 I didn't die. That doesn't make me special.
我只覺得自己像個怪胎 I just feel like a freak
像個失敗者 and a loser.
歡迎加入我們的行列 Welcome to the club.
你們今晚要看辯論嗎 You guys going to watch the debates tonight?
也許不了 Probably not.
小地瓜 你更應該看 Sweet potato, you of all people.
媽 Mom.
我們何不租片電影來看 Why don't we just rent a movie or something?
晚點見 妹妹 I'll see you later, sister.
哥 我馬上過去 I'll be there in a minute, brother.
我好像老是做錯事 Just can't seem to do anything right.
這不容易 媽 Well, it's tough, Mom.
妳不關心這些問題嗎 Don't you care about the issues?
妳有想過自己以外的事嗎 Do you ever think about anything bigger than yourself?
妳是說真的 seriously?
我不是那個意思 That's not what I meant.
妳是什麼意思 What did you mean?
你爸和我很愛你們兩個 Your dad and I love you both so much.
而且 甜豆 我知道妳拿了我的大麻 And, sweet pea, I know you took our pot.
完全沒關係 And it's totally cool.
妳很年輕 妳想有所體驗 You're young. You want to experiment.
我們瞭解 這是自然的人生歷程 We understand. This is a natural part of life.
而且妳知道嗎 爸和我很樂意分享 And you know what? Dad and I are happy to share.
我們的就是你們的 What's ours is yours.
我把妳的毒品沖掉了 媽 I flushed your drugs, Mom.
妳說什麼 Excuse me?
妳不認為妳已經吸夠多毒了嗎 Don't you think you're taking enough drugs already?
我做了什麼 What did I do?
妳真的要我回答嗎 Do you really want me to answer that?
對 我要妳回答 Yes, yes, I do.
妳得先把刀子收起來 You're gonna have to put the knife away.
妳一定對我很失望 I must be a terrible disappointment to you,
不過事情就是那樣 對吧 but that's the way it is, isn't it?
妳知道嗎 那就是人生 And you know what? That's life.
妳對我很失望 I'm a disappointment to you,
我也對妳很失望 and you are a disappointment to me.
我只希望妳長大一點 I just wish you'd grow up a little
快點釋懷 and get over it already.
真的嗎 媽 Really, Mom?
也許妳會瞭解 只要妳留下來 Maybe you'd understand if you stuck around
僅此一次 面對人生的問題 and dealt with your problems for once in your life.
媽... Mother...
我會努力以神的恩典導正我自己 I will try to correct myself with the grace of God.
柯琳 Oh, hey, Colleen.
抱歉 我沒先打電話 Hey, sorry I didn't call.
沒關係 別擔心 Yeah, no, please, don't worry about it.
- 記得這傢伙嗎 - 妳好 艾蜜莉 - Remember this guy? - Hey, Emily.
你好 雅各 Oh, hey, Jacob.
祝你們結婚週年快樂 ♪ Happy Anniversary to you ♪
祝大衛和泰莉結婚週年快樂 ♪ Happy Anniversary, David and Terri ♪
祝你們結婚週年快樂 ♪ Happy Anniversary to you ♪
真是太感謝了 Thank you so much!
泰莉和我維持 Terri and I would never have been able to sustain
這麼多年美妙的婚姻 so many wonderful years of marriage
多虧了你們這些好朋友 if it weren't for our spectacular friends!
真的 各位 Seriously, y'all.
你們接納了我們這個古怪的小家庭 You've let our funky little family into your hearts,
讓一切都不一樣了 and that has made all the difference.
現在 我們狂歡吧 Now, let's party!
真的嗎 Really?
我們嫉妒你們 We're jealous of you.
別這麼說 No, don't be.
領養是我們遇到最棒的事了 Adoption really was the best thing that ever happened to us.
真的 沒有父母知道自己會得到什麼 And really, no parent knows what they're going to get.
就算不是真的小孩 Even if they're not your real children,
等牠們長大一點 還是能在牠們身上看到自己的影子 you really see yourself in them as they get older.
而牠們還小時 And when they were younger,
就一天到晚打架 they were always at each other's throats,
不過現在 牠們簡直一模一樣 but now, now they're like two peas in a pod.
牠們好聰明 好可愛 They are so smart, and they are so sweet.
而且崔伊好喜歡妹妹 And Troy, he loves his little sister so much.
我們真的很幸運 And we, we are truly lucky.
感覺還是昨天的事 牠們是兩隻小狗 And it seems like yesterday they were little puppies
在後院裡追松鼠 chasing squirrels in the backyard.
是啊 Yeah.
真是太好了 妳們兩個 That's so great, you two.
那麼 奇克雷怎麼樣？ So, how's Chiclet?
奇克雷 Chiclet!
奇克雷...非常好 Chiclet...is wonderful.
我們不能允許伊朗擁有核武 We cannot allow Iran to get a nuclear weapon.
那不只會威脅到以色列 Not only would it threaten Israel,
我們在該地區最強的盟國 our strongest ally in the region
也是我們在全世界數一數二強的盟國 and one of our strongest allies in the world,
還會創造一種可能性 but it would also create a possibility
讓核武落入恐怖分子手中 of nuclear weapons falling into the hands of terrorists.
- 是護士 - 妳喜歡嗎 - It's a nurse. - Do you like it?
我以為妳說長大以後要當醫生 I thought you said you wanted to be a doctor when you grew up.
那妳想當什麼 Then what do you want to be?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 科學家 - 不要 - A scientist? - No.
藝術家 An artist?
妳想當什麼都可以 甜豆 You can be anything you want to be, sweet pea.
好 為了榮耀這次的 Okay, well, in honor
高中畢業三年同學會 of this three-year high-school reunion,
我提議我們玩真心話大冒險 I vote that we play truth or dare!
不要 or not.
來吧 哥 Come on, brother.
- 我要玩 - 好 - I'll play! - Okay.
我選真心話 I choose truth.
妳所知道的 妳爸媽最糟糕的事是什麼 What's the worst thing you know about your parents?
- 他們兩個 - 哪個都行 - Both of them? - Either one.
天啊... Oh. Oh, jeez...
- 我要說嗎 - 快說 - Do I tell this story? - Yes, tell it!
說吧 Tell it.
好 不過你們得陪我喝一瓶啤酒 Okay, okay, but you have to chug a beer with me,
你們兩個 both of you.
雙重挑戰 Double dare.
那是我第一瓶啤酒 That's my very first beer.
妳的第一瓶啤酒 Your first beer.
我說 這是這個牌子根本不算啤酒 I mean, it is Heineken, so it's barely beer.
- 好 - 太好了 - Okay. - Yes!
夫人 Milady.
先生 開始吧 Sir. Let's do it.
不 等等 首先... Well, no, wait. Hold on. First...
好 我會喝的 我會喝的 Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.
不過妳得先說故事 But first you have to tell the story first.
- 這是我的條件 - 什麼 - That's the deal. - What?
好 Okay!
好 你們兩個記得以前有個無所不問的網站嗎 Okay, so, you guys remember AskJeeves.com, the website?
好 我12歲時 Okay, when I was 12,
我想上網查個東西 I wanted to look up something on the Internet,
我得到樓上我爸媽的房間去 and I had to go upstairs to my parents' bedroom,
我爸的帳號沒登出 and my dad had stayed logged in to his account,
所以我直接去了那個網站 輸入我的問題 and so I go on to AskJeeves, and I'm typing my question,
輸入問題時 and, like, when you type your question,
最近五個問過的問題會在最上面 then the last five things that you've asked it come up,
顯然 我爸問了這個問題 and apparently, my dad had asked it,
"北卡羅來納州阿士維附近 哪裡可以找到BBW妓女？" "Where, near Asheville, North Carolina, can I find a BBW prostitute?"
- 什麼是BBW - 豐滿漂亮的女人 - What's BBW? - It is big, beautiful women.
他在網路上問這個 He asked Jeeves that?
敬父母 To parents!
敬父母 To parents.
好 首先是候選期 Okay, first is the candidacy.
不對 等一下 No, wait. Hold on. No, wait.
首先要提出申請 然後 First it's the applicancy, and then,
然後是候選期 and then it's the candidatcy--candidacy.
然後是見習期 Um, and then the novitiate.
我就是見習修女 I'm the novitiate. That's me.
然後是永遠的 先是 不對 But then you do permanent. First, no, hold on.
暫時的誓言 然後發終身願 The temporary vows, and then it is the final vows,
然後就永遠是修女了 and then you are a nun forever and ever.
我說對了嗎 Did I get it?
天啊 my god.
妳喝醉了 you are wasted.
- 我喝了多少 - 兩瓶半 - How many of those have I had? - Two and a half.
最後一瓶 要分嗎 Last one. You wanna split it?
當然 Sure.
你媽還好嗎 Is your mom doing okay?
誰知道 Who knows?
不太好 Not really.
她有段時間裝得很快樂 She was acting happy for a little while,
可是很辛苦 but it's tough.
老天 是啊 Jeez, yeah.
要是我的孩子在我試圖輕生後逃走... If my kid ran away after I tried to off myself...
抱歉 Sorry.
沒關係 No, it's okay.
你戴那個看得到嗎 Can you see anything behind those things?
很勉強 不過還可以 Barely, but yeah.
你幹嘛不拿掉 反正現在是晚上 Why don't you take them off? It's nighttime, anyway.
我寧願不要 Yeah, I'd rather not.
我挑戰你把眼鏡拿掉 I dare you to take them off.
妳不會想看的 那並不... You don't wanna see it. It's not...
也許我想看 Maybe I do.
看 你的口水碰過我的嘴巴 Look, your spit has touched my mouth.
我想我們已經夠熟了吧 I think we know each other well enough, huh?
那倒是真的 我不能 That's true, yeah. I can't.
高中時 我好想跟你親熱 In high school, I wanted to make out with you so hard.
（使用者名稱 密碼）
（接受 拒絕）
這個小數字我們很滿意 Now, this little number we're very, very happy with.
它很溫和可是比較持久 很適合40歲以上的人 It's mellow but lasts longer. Perfect for the over-40 crowd.
有強烈一點的嗎 And, uh, do you have anything a little stronger?
那就是這種了 That...would be these guys.
泰莉的小寶貝 Terri's little babies.
包在墨西哥巧克力裡的蘑菇 Mushrooms covered in Mexican chocolate.
絕對會讓人神遊四海 They'll really take you south of the border.
親愛的 妳好了嗎 Lover, you ready?
好了 再一下就好 老公 你先上車 Yeah, yeah, just a second. I'll meet you at the car, honey.
我吐了 I threw up!
有人嗎 Hello?
人呢 Guys?
你們要烤南瓜子嗎 Do you want to roast some pumpkin seeds?
有人嗎 Hello?
你們兩個 Guys?
我做了沙拉當午餐 I made a salad for lunch.
妳要吃一點嗎 Do you want some?
好 應該很不錯 Yeah, that'd be nice.
妳什麼時候得回去 明天 When do you have to go back? Tomorrow?
其實我想今天就走 Um, I was thinking about leaving today actually.
妳想妳可以再待一夜嗎 Do you think you could stay maybe one more night?
我有個好玩的主意 I have a fun idea.
多好玩 How fun?
很好玩 Fun.
貞德姊妹 我努力養成習慣 Sister Joan of Arc, I try to make it a habit
只要在必要時才提高聲音說話 to raise my voice only when necessary,
而我需要提高聲音的場合並不多 and it is not often that the occasion calls for me to raise my voice,
不過妳在考驗我的耐性 更重要的是 but you are trying my patience, and on top of that,
我的車還在妳那裡 you are still in possession of my car,
紐約這裡需要的車 a car which is needed up here in New York,
如果妳忘記的話 in case you forgot.
真是夠了 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
她掛掉了 She hung up.
（第六天）
一 二 三 四 And one, two, three, four. Uh-huh.
就是這樣 That's it.
好 加油 很好 Okay, come on. Oh, yes!
很好 來吧 Oh, yes. Here we go.
一 二 三 四 And one, two, three, four!
家庭萬聖節派對快樂 Happy family Halloween party!
謝謝 Thank you.
好極了 Awesome.
讓我們全家聚在一起 Bring our family together
共度歡樂的萬聖節夜晚 for this festive Halloween night,
感謝賜予我們即將享用的食物 and for...for this food that we are about to receive.
阿們 Amen.
開動吧 Let's eat.
這真是太棒了 This is awesome,
做得很好 我只是想這麼說 awesomely done, I just want to say.
很好 Good.
摸一下 Just touch it.
柯琳 Colleen!
甜豆 Sweet pea.
大家玩得開心嗎 Everybody having a good time?
誰還要再來一塊 Anyone else for seconds?
甜豆 sweet pea?
今天是她的最後一夜 讓她放縱一下吧 It's her last night. Let her indulge.
妳要和我分吃一個嗎 You wanna split one?
- 好啊 - 我不介意分一點 - Sure! - Don't mind if I do
媽 妳在麵條裡放了多少酒 Mom, how much wine did you put in that pasta?
不多 not a lot.
我真是輕量級 I am such a lightweight.
高溫不是讓酒精都蒸發了嗎 Wait, doesn't the heat cook out all the alcohol?
你說得對 我的手指有點抖 Yeah, you're right. My fingers are a little tingly.
媽 妳在杯子蛋糕裡放了什麼 What did you put in the cupcakes, Mom?
媽 Mom?
柯琳 今天是妳的最後一夜 Colleen, it's your last night.
我只是想讓大家都放鬆 玩開心點 I just wanted us to all relax and have fun, you know,
像一家人 like a family.
妳為什麼要... Why would you...
妳有什麼毛病 What is wrong with you?
甜豆 Sweet pea!
甜豆 請妳開門 Sweet pea, please open up!
柯琳諾爾隆斯福 這樣不好玩 Colleen Noel Lunsford, this isn't funny!
妳知道滴水嘴獸下面有鑰匙 You knew about the key under the gargoyle?
我一直都知道那裡有鑰匙 I always knew about the gargoyle key.
所以我可以坐下嗎 So, is it okay if I sit down?
好 Fine.
我是壞媽媽嗎 Am I a bad mom?
這個問題並不公平 That's not a fair question.
我是壞媽媽嗎 Was I a bad mom?
我想那不是妳的錯 I guess it's not your fault.
只是好多事 It was just a lot.
先是雅各 然後是妳 First Jacob, then you.
我只是需要... I just, I just needed...
結構 structure.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
妳喜歡當修女嗎 Do you like being a nun?
喜歡 Yeah, I do.
妳曾經希望自己有男朋友嗎 Do you ever wish you could have a boyfriend?
女朋友 Girlfriend?
我不認為我會想跟任何人做那種事 I don't think I'll ever want to do that with anyone.
妳慢慢長大後 妳爸和我常想 When you were growing up, your dad and I used to think
妳會成為同性戀的撒旦教徒 you'd become a lesbian Satanist.
有時我會覺得妳有點難過我沒變成那樣 Sometimes I think you're sad I'm not.
柯琳 我在妳這個年紀時 Colleen, when I was your age,
我以為有了孩子會讓我成為大人 I thought having a kid would make me an adult,
會給我某種人生意義 that it was going to give me some kind of purpose,
某種人生方向 some sense of direction,
可是其實並沒有 but, um, it didn't, not really.
再生一個也沒有 And neither did having another one.
等我年紀越來越大 And, um, I got older,
責任越來越多 and there was more and more responsibility,
而且永遠不會消失 and then that just never went away,
人生變得越來越辛苦 然後... and it got harder and harder, and...
然後... and, um...
我發現自己變得很難過 I found myself becoming very sad.
在我最難過的時候 And when I was at my saddest,
我只想睡覺 不要醒來 I just wanted to go to sleep and not wake up,
只想睡覺 just sleep.
而這件事也沒發生 And that didn't happen either.
不論我多努力 No matter how hard I tried,
我就是一直醒來...醒來... I just kept waking up and waking up and waking up.
然後我嘗試了別的方法 And then I tried something different.
我沒發現哪一刻 柯琳 I didn't get that moment, Colleen,
一切都突然變得美妙的那一刻 where everything was just suddenly okay.
我不認為有那種時候 I don't think those moments exist.
我認為我們只能一直努力 I think all you can do is keep trying
同時希望努力就夠了 and hope that somehow trying can be good enough.
講講話很不錯吧 It's good to talk, right?
我們可以當朋友嗎 Can we be friends?
可以 媽 我們可以當朋友 Yeah, Mom, we can be friends.
吸大麻都這麼好玩嗎 Is it always this fun to be stoned?
你以為只是普通的手鋸 You're expecting a mere handsaw
還有加蓋的木箱 and a covered wooden casket?
不 不 那是傳統手法 Oh, no. That's the old-fashioned way
把人鋸成兩半 of sawing people in half.
現在 魔術師是機械化的工具 Today, magicians are mechanized tools,
一切都將揭露在你眼前 and nothing will be concealed from your view!
一點也不嚇人 只是很討厭 This isn't scary. It's just horrible.
他們來抓妳了 芭芭拉 They're coming to get you, Barbara!
別鬧了 Stop it.
怎麼辦 What do we do?
- 去開門 - 若是警察呢 - Answer it. - What if it's the cops?
怎麼可能是警察 How could it possibly be the cops?
怎麼可能不是警察 How could it possibly not be the cops?
如果不是警察 那會是誰 If it's not the cops, then who is it?
好 猜拳決定誰去開門 Okay, rock-paper-scissors for who answers the door.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
雅各 Ah! Jacob!
媽 爸 快醒醒 Mom, Dad, wake up!
動物解放陣線把雅各抓走了 Animal Liberations has taken Jacob!
關門 Close the door!
我去拿鑰匙 I'll get my keys.
快 Come on!
天啊 崔夏 我好抱歉 Oh, my gosh, Tricia. I'm so sorry.
都是我的錯 This is all my fault.
要是我沒回家來 None of this would have happened if I--
就不會發生這些事 I shouldn't have come home.
按喇叭 Honk at them!
大聲一點 Honk louder!
我沒辦法邊開車邊按喇叭 I can't drive and honk at the same time!
快 他們快不見了 Hurry up! They're getting away!
天啊 你想他們會把他怎麼樣 Oh, god! What do you think they're gonna do to him?
我在努力了 I'm trying! I'm trying!
我並不想要他消失 我很抱歉 I didn't want him to go away. I'm sorry for everything
我說過或做過的壞事 I've ever said or done that's bad ever.
崔夏 沒關係 Tricia, it's okay.
全世界的人偶爾都會想到壞事 Everybody in the whole world thinks bad things sometimes.
不會有事的 It's gonna be okay.
糟糕 情況不妙 Oh, no. That is not good.
- 什麼 - 沒什麼 - What? - Uh, nothing.
有些人就得被嚇一嚇 Some people need to be terrorized sometimes.
小心 小心 Watch out! Watch out!
小心 Watch out!
"莎莉 妳把我丟在樓下 我要上去了" "Oh, Sally, you left me down the stairs. I'm coming up them!"
然後 過了幾個鐘頭 娃娃又說 And then a few hours later, the doll said again,
"莎莉 我在妳的房間" "Sally, I'm in your room!"
莎莉真的很害怕 Sally got really, really scared.
她把床單拉上來 She pulled the covers up
又把枕頭壓在臉上 and, and put a pillow on her face.
然後娃娃又說 Then, then the doll said again,
"莎莉 我就在妳旁邊" "Oh, Sally, I'm right next to you!"
然後燈突然亮了 Then the light turned on suddenly,
她看到娃娃 娃娃殺了她 and she saw the doll, and the doll killed her,
娃娃每殺一個人 and every single time the doll kills a person,
就舉起一根手指 she puts up one finger,
要是手指不夠了 她就再長更多手指出來 and if she runs out of fingers, she grows more.
現在沒有人知道娃娃在哪裡 And no one knows where the doll is now.
崔夏 Tricia.
柯琳 Yeah, Colleen?
妳還活著嗎 Are you alive?
應該吧 I think so.
- 我們到車子外面去 - 好 - Let's get out of the car. - Okay.
士兵... Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
老天 我們太想念你了 Shoot, dog, we missed your ass!
不是故意要那樣把你抓過來的 Didn't mean to snatch you up like that
可是好玩的事絕對不容許拒絕 but F-U-N doesn't take N-O for an answer!
Whoo!
我們準備了歡迎歸來的小驚喜 士兵 And we got you a little welcome back surprise, soldier!
開始吧 There we go!
寶貝 ♪ Oh, baby ♪
歡迎歸來 隆斯福下士 Welcome home, Sergeant Lunsford!
寶貝 盡情搖吧 Yeah, baby, shake that.
雅各 Jacob!
不 No!
雅各 Jacob!
不 雅各 No, Jacob!
- 你還好嗎 - 什麼 - Are you okay? - What?
雅各 Jacob?
叫救護車 他不能呼吸了 Call an ambulance! He can't breathe!
謝謝 Thanks.
當然了 甜餡餅 Sure thing, sugar pie.
可以問妳一個奇怪的問題嗎 Can I ask you a weird question?
問吧 天使 Ask away, angel.
妳爸媽知道妳在做什麼嗎 Do your parents know what you do?
當然知道 Sure do.
不能說他們很高興 不過... Can't say they're happy about it, but...
我們總得賺錢付帳單吧 we all gotta pay our bills, right?
對 Yeah.
況且 我知道他們沒辦法說什麼 Plus, I know they can't talk, anyway.
我們都一事無成 We're all screw-ups.
所以我們才會愛彼此吧 I guess that's why we love each other.
他的狀況穩定了 He's in stable condition.
他不會有事的 He's going to be okay,
不過得留院觀察一週左右 but we'll need to keep him for a week or so to monitor him.
謝謝 真的感激不盡 Thank you so much. We really appreciate it.
他是真正的英雄 能撐過來 He's a real hero for pulling through this one.
我們一定會跟他說 We'll be sure to tell him you said that.
謝謝 Thanks.
好 接下來交給我們了 謝謝 Okay, we'll take it from here. Thank you so much.
好 All right.
祝福你們 Bless y'all.
需要什麼就打給我 Call me if you need anything?
好 Okay.
沒事了 All good.
對不起 爸 I'm sorry, Dad.
不會有事的 甜豆 It's gonna be okay, sweet pea.
我會很想你們 I'm gonna miss you guys a lot.
妳隨時可以回來看我們 You can come visit us anytime.
你們也是 You, too.
真是一段漫長的時間 It's been a long time coming,
不過今晚 由於我們今晚的努力 but tonight, because of what we did on this day,
在這次選舉 在這關鍵的一刻 in this election, at this defining moment,
改變已經降臨美國 change has come to America!
（一年後）
妳對這個團體有什麼要求 What do you ask of this community?
我要求成為全心投入的一員 I ask to be a fully incorporated member.
充滿慈悲與同情的神 God of mercy and compassion,
我讚揚袮對我的愛與忠誠 I celebrate your faithfulness and love for me,
我讚美袮的名 and I praise your name.
感恩賜予我這份天職 In thanksgiving for this gift of my vocation,
我發誓一生保持清貧 貞潔與順從 I vow to live a life of poverty, chastity, and obedience,
堅守共同目標 至死不渝 and to persevere in this community until death.
（嗨 媽）
（我昨天誓發了終身願 所以現在 我正在進行一件好玩的事）
（我在車站等你們... 等不及再見到大家了）
（愛妳的 柯琳）
（傳送）
主啊 請賜福這兩只以袮之名祈福的戒指 Lord, bless these rings which we bless in your name.
願佩戴此戒的人 Grant that those who wear them
永遠深信彼此 may always have a deep faith in each other.
願他們行袮的旨意永遠共同活在 May they do your will and always live together
和平 善意與愛之中 in peace, goodwill, and love.
我們通過主耶穌如此祈求 We ask this through Christ, our Lord.
憑此戒 With this ring,
我娶妳為妻 I make you my wife.
憑此戒 我尊你為夫 And with this ring, I make you my husband.
太好了 All right!
♪ It's such a cold world ♪
♪ The words that you say ♪
♪ Aren't just a game that you play ♪
♪ Your choice ♪
♪ is sincere ♪
♪ But the feelings you show ♪
♪ Make no difference at all ♪
♪ To those ♪
♪ You call the creatures ♪
♪ Eye to eye, face to face ♪
♪ lips to lips and tongue to tongue ♪
♪ Eye to eye, face to face ♪
♪ lips to lips and tongue to tongue ♪
♪ It's such a cold world ♪
♪ You call it the communism ♪
♪ Call it the communism ♪
♪ Call it the communism of love ♪
♪ You call it the communism ♪
♪ Call it the communism ♪
♪ Call it the communism of love ♪
♪ You call it the communism ♪
♪ Call it the communism ♪
♪ Call it the communism of love ♪
♪ Call it ♪